The Daily Poo is proud to be the first to bring its constituents the political convention schedules for the 2004 Republican and Democratic National Conventions! For the sake of our movement, it's important for as many Poo activists to attend these conventions as possible, in order to shape the crappy agendas of each party into something even smellier.
The Republican Convention offers the First Presidential Beer Bong, a Rumsfeld demonstration on “How to squint and talk macho”, at which farting will be all the rage, and a closing ceremony to nominate George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord.
The Democratic Convention opens with a flag burning ceremony, which will be especially conducive to flaming poo. This convention is highlighted by multiple toasts by Ted Kennedy, a Tribute theme to France , and a Terrorist appeasement workshop.
Bad Experience
at The International House of Broken Dreams
Sure, everyone has a story of their own of heart
break and disappointment but this story will truly
tug at your heart strings. It is about a man on
a quest for the ultimate in edible pleasure. What
he encountered on his journey will break your
heart. Click here
to read his letter to the powers
that be.
El
Paso Border Patrol Makes Unusual Find in Late
Model Econoline
Borderjumpers will try just about anything and
go to any lengths to tast the sweet freedom that
is the U.S.A. Border Patrol Offcier Garza was
on duty last friday when he saw something he will
never forget... The accused illegal immigrant, Gregino "Tejano" Zavala couldn't be reach for comment.
Other fun new sports for that trendy person on the go:
The Adult Pony Rides Association
The Coalition for Adult Naptime
The Professional Hide-and-Seek Tour
Major League Marco Polo
The "I know you are but what am I" Open
BENAMAN-DA
Likes long walks on the beach and farting in public. Looking for lifelong meaningful relationship with that special someone. As long as they have a heart beat, I'm not picky.
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